every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
it’s not you, its your eyebrows
20 Dollar Nose Bleed- Fall Out Boy
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
*stops mid bj to pull a hair out of my mouth*